Arj: It’s going killer. the instructor just told us to do a 45 min meditation
lady friend: really?
Arj: I nailed it in 10! lady friend: no way!
Arj: Owned! (ed. note: Om-ed?)
I’m the illest Buddhist you’ve seen all the ladies wanna meditate with me I look so serene when I bust a lotus but i don’t have an ego so I wouldn’t even notice
I think of you before I think of myself that’s probably why people think I’m so chill But still I’m hell of intense my clothes have little bells and they smell like incense
It’s so dope when I focus on my breath cause I floss all the time and I chew big red I don’t smoke weed but I burn sage by the pound wave it all around til the air turns brown
I’m all krunked up on kombucha and juice never heard of kama sutra? let me introduce Step in to my hybrid we head over to my bed 64 positions I think you’re gonna like it
[CHORUS]
one hand clapping fuck that Yo more like the sound of a one-legged standing Ohh! I’m blowin up the dharma like what! cause I’m the sickest Buddhist and I’m kickin Buddha butt x2
I just went to the class for a laugh maybe meet some chicks but as it comes to pass I kick ass at this pacifist shit.
Non-attachment I just mastered it You don’t believe me? you don’t think I’m peaceful? Step up to my face and say that bitch I’ll non-attach your teeth from your lips
I practice compassion towards friends and enemies but all these motherfuckers trying to hate on my serenity
[GIRLS]
hes’ so spiritual so unmaterial almost ethereal eats organic cereal his aura is so bright his chakras are so tight his energy is light his hair is so right
he’s so sweet and Buddhist Unh
Is it my Indian roots My Guatemalan pair of shoes My extensive collection of expensive Tibetan flutes I don’t know how or why I’m so zen I make the power of now look like the power of then
To hell with Dr Phil, Oprah and Martha I chill with Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra and Siddhartha Buddha taught me to be humble and kind But I’m so fuckin present I’m like ahead of my time
Enlightenment eludes most til they die But i opened my third eye on my first try Why? I don’t know I guess I’m just the bomb When it comes to modesty I got it goin on
